Crack me up'

okey my roomie just offlined me a message and I believe its a YM-blast thats why I'm included but: daym... I think this will get you off the hook of your chairs. HAH!


13 Corny Pick-up Lines:
Pwede pahiram ng eraser mo ? Kasi 'di ka maalis sa isip ko.
Aanhin ko pa ang gravity, kung nahuhulog na ako sa iyo.
Click mo na Facebook ko, at iki-click ko rin 'yung sa iyo, para click tayo.
I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
I lost my number. Can I have yours?
Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang?
Meralco ka ba? Kasi kapag ngumingiti ka, may spark.
Tapos na ba exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.
Alam mo, mahilig ako sa darts pero hindi ako magaling. Kasi I keep missing you.
Favorite subject mo ba Geometry? Kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute mo.
Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko.
Gusto mo ilibre kita ng Gatorade? Kasi kanina ka pa tumatakbo sa isip ko.
Pwede malaman kung anong oras na? Kasi tumitigil ang oras kapag katabi kita.

If you noticed I place a picture of the "wacky races" pretty much an old school cartoon I used to watch in "Cartoon Network" actually a Hanna Barbera cartoon. REALLY old school, but I find it amusing because I get to reminisce it and think about a little of my childhood.
[Darn, its pretty lame seriously but... guess what I think I'm riding this wagon of crack me up korny jokes. The fact that MOST likely a Filipino made these up.]


another nice few thoughts from God:
Yes, even the parts that hurt, even the ones that are feeling disease right now. It's alright to love what is in pain. More than alright, that's exactly where your love is needed the most. So why not touch that part that hurts and smile at it, at yourself through it, and whisper: ''I love you.''


I'm guessing God is truly testing me, how much I could resist a nice looking photograph, or its more like a delicious looking ice cream placed in a bowl. nom nom.


So, I saw blonde turquoise eyed boy.. and he is mighty... uhm (yeah) something like that, ugh ugh... [eraze ze thoughtz]


pardon moi.


II'm really touched by God right now, it feels like I feel my relationship with him is growing and I am sincerely happy with the result of it. 
It's just a shame that some people that I care about still doesn't let God lead their lives, and I want them to know that God is just there and He will truly help each and one of us. I am happy, and moments ago I was talking to my dad and it feels good again. My cousin too also messaged me that he might go to colorado soon, and also my friend "Shoji" spontaneously messaged me in facebook. 

GOD

is truly a

Hero

he sheds me 

light

happiness

and warmth

The message awhile from the mass was that: God gives us the following, something that we can easily remember about him. He brings us:

T- Truth

H- Hope

I- Inspire

N- News

G- Grace